
Jerry ‘Camera’ Aylmer
Tom ‘Beard’ Bulfin
Jon ‘Forecast’ Ashmore
Steve ‘George’ Wilson
Rob ‘W.D.Z.’ Pearson (Author of this article and also this one > Useful Welsh Words Rob and his pals will be in Swansea this weekend looking for surf and cheering the boyos on in one of many pubs here in town)
Our route took us from London to France, through Spain, past Gibraltar, into Morocco, through Western Sahara, across Mauritania and finally into Mali. Tom even made it all the way up the Niger to Timbuktu. Driving conditions have seen blizzards, blistering heat, sleet, rain, sandstorms, hail, ice, and even a journey through the sea. We had several close shaves including a two near head on collisions, which were far too close for comfort, and have also been run off the road a couple of times. We have been rally driving, gone airborne, done tail slides and drift raced the cars in the dessert. We have mowed down a dog which decided to run in front of the car at 80mph, but managed to stop successfully for camels, donkeys, goats and cows which all tried the same trick. We had to abandon a Range Rover in Kent, a Mitsubishi Shogun half way down France, a Peugeot (and half of my gear) in the Sahara desert, and some surf boards in Mali (which has no sea!).
We have seen cats, storks, lizards, camels, jackals, dragonflies, eagles, pelicans, snakes, fish, goats (of the tree climbing and non- tree climbing varieties), African swallows (unladen), donkeys, vultures, falcons, scorpions, ostriches, herons, horses, dogs, giant spiders, flies, cormorants, mosquitoes and a dead dolphin. We’ve fallen fowl of the law in four countries, been asked for bribes on our way in to one country and had to bribe our way out of another. We have been bitten, urged, bounced off the sea bed, hawked, robbed, howled at, coerced, hassled, sniffed, burnt, welcomed, and mistaken for international football coaches. We have corrupted, debated, sweated, surfed, shivered, laughed, cried, confused, haggled, recruited, given, swam, jogged through a minefield, avoided being kidnapped and started about 1000 games of football.
My personal thanks go to the AA, Geoff Armstrong, the two Neils at www.juniorsoccercoach.com , Hermione Barnett, Derek Holdrup, Daou, Phillippe Chanlot, all the less mechanically challenged individuals who travelled across the desert with us and kept everyone moving, Jerry for suggesting this adventure, and for all the African smiles we saw on route. Voodoo dolls are in construction for the ground crew of Afriqiyah Airlines at Bamako, the night porter at the Mende Hotel on the River Niger and Mohammed our ‘guide’ who blatantly failed in that respect in the Sahara. However I may yet decide not to insert the pins!
Most important of all we have raised a load of money for charity, which reminds me to make one last plug for you all to dig deep for these excellent causes because we are still some way off our target figures for both. For all those who have not yet donated or were waiting to see if we made it back alive before stumping up some cash, there is still plenty of time for you to contribute via the links to UNICEF or SurfAid on our website (www.saharasurf.co.uk ). £10 could save 15 of the kids I saw on route from fatal diseases, so thanks for anything you can spare.